Lisa: Hey! Did you notice we have 999 posts up on HTP? The next one will be the thousandth!!!
Kara: OMG! We are so amazing!
Lisa: We’re the best ever!
Kara: So insightful! We spot a problem like nobody’s business!
We can make a problem out of a solution.
Lisa: We can complain about anything – good or bad
Kara: right or wrong. fair or unfair.
Lisa: Hey Kar, this isn’t good
Kara: I know….
Kara: We’re like the old men from The Muppets
Lisa: At least we have each other…
Kara: That is true. And for this – I am truly thankful
Lisa: Awww, maybe we can do a thankful post
Kara: OHH!!!!! I kinda like that. A lot.
Lisa: we can be thankful for all the problems in our lives that inspire this thing –
getting laugh lines
Kara: and for stupid celebrities
thankful that lindsay lohan hasn’t discovered common sense
Lisa: and kim kardashian hasn’t discovered liposuction and her mom hasn’t discovered shame
Kara: Yes! Yes!
Lisa: and we can be thankful that this blog (and our friendship) has survived 1000 whiney, complaining, bitchy posts
Kara: Yes! Yes! I am thankful for all those things!
Kara: Wow, 1000 problems. 1000 pieces of happiness that stemmed from pieces of anger and annoyance. But, you know Li, you said it best – “hate brings people together more than love”