Here’s The Problem:
Kyle: I tried on my purple sweater with some purple button downs underneath it last night and let me tell you
Kyle: i cannot dress the way most ofAmerica does and I do not know why
kara: Why can’t you dress like a person?
Kyle: It looked bulky and it just didn’t look “crisp and clean”
kara: I think that is not a good sweater for a button down underneath
Kyle: But it was on the mannequin!
Kyle: He looked so smart and sophisticated
Kyle: I look homeless in nice clothes
kara: A mannequin is made of wood!
Kyle: But it is shaped to resemble a human!
kara: Not a REAL human
kara: A FANTASY human!!
kara: It’s like when I go to Victoria Secret and the lady mannequins have these amazing fake asses
kara: and then I go home and put my thong on and I’m like, UGH! HORROR!