Here’s The Problem: Old Lady Tits

Here’s The Problem: Old boobs. They are gross. I don’t care if you have propped them up real high. I don’t care if they are fake and have fewer wrinkles than the rest of your body. I don’t care if you are still thin and think you’ve got it going on. I don’t care if you’re Susan Sarandon and own no shirts with coverage. I don’t care if you are at a pool. I don’t care if you are chubby and are trying to pass them off as fat. I.DO.NOT.CARE. Cover up, old gals. Age with grace. Get a shawl! Get a poncho! Wear a mumu! Hide your old ass tits.

Actual Problem: Old boobs. They are gross.

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One response to “Here’s The Problem: Old Lady Tits

  1. Read this in thirty years…

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