Here’s the Problem: Gwyneth Paltrow’s Colon Cleanser

Here’s the Problem:  Did y’all know that Gwyneth Paltrow produces and packages her very own colon cleanse?  Why?  Why???

Actual Problem:  No Clasim, no.  You and your country-singer-wanna-be-self, your fake-perfect-mom-with-a-staff-of-nannies self, your  obsessed-with-chopped-salad-self – STAY AWAY FROM MY RECTUM.

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