Here’s the Problem: Zooey Deschanel filed for divorce over the Christmas holiday (Should old acquaintance be forgot, bitches!) and so today we got take a glimpse at her finances. Yay for intrusion! Boo for spending $600 on laundry a month. Do you vom on all your fake sailor wear? (I would)
Actual Problem: This looks a lot like my declaration of expenses. Ya know, if you replaced the “monthly allowance to charity” with “therapist bills”, which is basically charity for anyone who crosses my path anyway.