Here’s the Problem: Beyonce finally gave birth to the devil. Yay!! She named it Blue Ivy.
Actual Problem: 2 lattes in and I can’t muster up the energy to give a shit about this child’s name. It’s no Sage Moonblood or Pilot Inspektor. Wake me up when this baby picks up Kabbalah and blows the door wide open on this Illuminati nonsense.