Here’s the Problem: I knew it! I KNEW IT! I’d say “TOLDJA” but I didn’t really tell anyone because I convinced myself it was crazy! Absurd! Impossible! But no – it is as real as anything from Star Magazine could be – Khloe “Kardashian” may not have been a spawn of Robert Kardashian. Apparently momma Kris had her share of affairs and one of them created the glory that is Khloe – the only one of those girls who is
Actual Problem: She still is halfsies. She def came out of her mom’s vag (I’m not asking for pictures, I’ll just trust on this one), and that’s still bad enough.