Here’s the Problem: Guys – GUYS! – have you heard about the new It Girl? Not Shala Monroque (too ethnic) or Kate Upton (too fat). It’s Iris Apfel. She’s 90 and awesome and wears glasses. Guys. 90 is the new 20. Which means I’m not old at all. I’m still a child!
Actual Problem: 95-year old former It Girl Zelda Kaplan died yesterday at a fashion show. So… 90 is still pretty old. No one’s cool and we’re all gonna die no matter if you wear Norma Kamali or not.