Here’s The Problem: Oscar fashion is always something I pay attention to. Mostly because a dress that costs more than my yearly salary is a mind boggling must-see for me. But this was one of the saddest things I’ve seen since Bjork the stork. Angie sticking her twiggy leg out every five minutes so we could see that her dress had a slit.
Actual Problem: I don’t care who you are (or used to be…) – if it’s pale and white and lookin’ a fright – hide that shit.