Here’s the Problem: Hey! The Oscars were last night! Did you watch? No??? Lame. At least you were not watching from the comfort of your home. Did you see all the people not watching while they were in the audience?? For shame.
Actual Problem: It’s an awards show for Pete’s sake! For 3 hours your only obligation is to sit in a cushy seat and be semi-entertained. The least you can do is look straight ahead.