Here’s The Problem: My kids are gonna hate me. I mean, truly. I have no doubt that in my future there will be doors slamming….teenage girls weeping…and me going prematurely gray ……cause let me tell you – this shit will not fly with me. No child of mine is dyeing their hair GREEN at age 11. In fact – no child of mine is dyeing their hair at ALL at age eleven. What is WRONG with people???
Actual Problem: It seems that I was born an old, grumpy woman.