Here’s the Problem: Y’all heard Reggie and Kim K are back together. Not surprising. What do they always say? Conning another man into false matrimony makes the heart grow fonder? In Touch Weekly has reported that Reggie’s all about it, but only if Kim gives up being a celebrity.
Actual Problem: Asking Kim Kardashian to get out of the spotlight is like asking us to stop bitching. Like asking Kirstie Alley to tell the truth about her weight. Like asking Tom Cruise to come out of the closet. Like asking the Duggers to buy a box of condoms. Like asking Rebecca Black for good song lyrics
Like asking Betty White to die.
Good luck Reg.