Here’s the Problem: Tilda Swinton Moves Her Boy Toy Up to #1

Here’s the Problem:  Remember when Claire and I were obsessed with Tilda Swinton?  No?  Well it happened.  One night over sandwiches and Michael Clayton we decided that she was our girl.  She’s stylish and androgynous and she has a boyfriend!  Like a legit boyfriend.  Even when she had a long-term old man partner holding down the fort in Scotland, she had a 20-something lovah to take to premiere parties in Hollywood.  How magnificent is that??  Patti Stanger would be proud.

Actual Problem:  The old man is now gone and Tilda has pulled her boy toy, Sandro Kopp, up to the major leagues.  Now he’s her ONLY.  And they’re all out flaunting their ridiculous monogamy in public.  Gross.  Patti Stanger would disapprove.

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One response to “Here’s the Problem: Tilda Swinton Moves Her Boy Toy Up to #1

  1. Gotta have a pair and a spare!

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