Sam: Sometimes apples taste like pears to me
i’m with you
sometimes i can tell the difference in texture
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Sam: back to pears
they sell those apple/grape hybrids now
apples that taste like grapes
Me: but the texture of apples?
Sam: yeah, pretty sure
I never bit into one
but they look like apples
Me: i don’t know about that….
Sam: I give them an A+ on the name
and a D for PLAYING GOD
Sam: creating flavors IN DEFIANCE OF GOD’S WILL!