Here’s the Problem: Grapples

Sam: Sometimes apples taste like pears to me
Me: yup
  i’m with you
  sometimes i can tell the difference in texture
 Sam: also….
———CONVERSATION EDITED TO SAVE YOU, THE READER, FROM BORING PERSONAL DETAILS———————————————————————
 Sam: back to pears
they sell those apple/grape hybrids now
  apples that taste like grapes
 Me: what????????
 Sam: yeah!
  grapples!
 Me: but the texture of apples?
Sam: yeah, pretty sure
  I never bit into one
  but they look like apples
 Me: i don’t know about that….
 Sam: I give them an A+ on the name
  and a D for PLAYING GOD
 Sam: creating flavors IN DEFIANCE OF GOD’S WILL!
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