Here’s The Problem: I do this sometimes…I jump the gun. I speak before I have all the facts. And I think….I may have done this with GIRLS. Now, look, I stand by what I said – WHITE GIRL PROBLEMS. These bitches whine like no other and the whole lot of ‘em are dumb as shit. But you know what…..? That Shit is FUNNY. They finally got their hooks into me with one simple line “you can touch it of you want”. I died.
Actual Problem: I’ve been fed that line before. Yes, in real life. And yes – I snorted then too.