Monthly Archives: May 2012

Here’s the Problem: Grapples

Sam: Sometimes apples taste like pears to me
Me: yup
  i’m with you
  sometimes i can tell the difference in texture
 Sam: also….
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 Sam: back to pears
they sell those apple/grape hybrids now
  apples that taste like grapes
 Me: what????????
 Sam: yeah!
  grapples!
 Me: but the texture of apples?
Sam: yeah, pretty sure
  I never bit into one
  but they look like apples
 Me: i don’t know about that….
 Sam: I give them an A+ on the name
  and a D for PLAYING GOD
 Sam: creating flavors IN DEFIANCE OF GOD’S WILL!

Here’s The Problem: Jessica Simpson Gives Birth to a Huge Baby Named After Coffee

Here’s The Problem: Jess has her baby and we all weigh in…….

Kara: Jessica Simpson’s baby was 9 lbs and 13oz
that’s like a TODDLER

Lisa 10:02 am
HAHAHHAAHAHA
Everyone here is up in arms about the name

Kara: 10:02 am
how come?
cause it’s instant coffee?

Lisa 10:03 am
they’re more annoyed because it’s a boy’s name

Kara: 10:03 am
get over it
it could have been an animal’s name
it could have been an object

Lisa 10:04 am
it could have been a r&b singer from the 90s