Here’s the Problem: Just when you thought online dating couldn’t get any worse…..it turns out it could. It is now entirely possible that instead of sitting through a painful dinner – you could end up BEING dinner. Introducing: the Cannibal Cop, or as his OkCupid profile moniker says “Valleee3”. Charged yesterday with one count of conspiracy to commit kidnapping, Gilberto Valle conspired with 2 “friends” to kidnap, cook, and eat body parts of women he has met. His online dating profile is just as lame as every other non-datable 20-something New Yorker. He has a sense of humor (yawn), likes animals (zzzzzzzz) and enjoys spending time with his nieces and nephews (blah blah blah) .
Actual Problem: He’s listed his favorite book as “Green Eggs and Ham”. So yeah, just like every other horrible date you’ll find online – his palate is about as advanced as a kindergartner. If you’ve been waiting for a wink back from this guy, he’s probably a little tied up right now. Luckily – you’re not.