Here’s the Problem: Moshe Benabou, Justin Bieber’s old bodyguard, is suing the Biebs for allegedly punching him. Really? REALLY??? You think you’ll ever get to be a BODYGUARD again after complaining that a 90 lb twink hurt you?
Actual Problem: He’s closer to getting approved as Obama’s secretary of defense than being hired to protect a celebrity ever again. Chuck Hagel anybody? Get it?! (Ugh, me neither).