Here’s the Problem: Elton John and his man welcomed their second child into this world today. Hooray. Congratulations. More people to clog up the freeways.
Actual Problem: Did y’all know Elton uses the same surrogate as Camille Grammer? Which means those babies shared the same WOMB. That is so much better than having Michael Jackson’s bedroom furniture from an estate sale. Someone get a scientist over there – this is the best nurture vs. nature study EVER.