Here’s the Problem: Trophy Wife FAIL

Here’s the Problem:  Crystal Harris who actually made it down the aisle to marry HughHefner this time (last time she had … umm… trouble finding the chapel?) is NOT in Hef’s will.  I’m sure she’ll get a sweet check if he croaks, but as of now, all of his post-croak money is going to his kids, USC and some other charities.

Actual Problem:  Crystal is so dumb that she’s actually in this marriage for the sex.

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One response to “Here’s the Problem: Trophy Wife FAIL

  1. I heard to be a good trophy wife you need to “give more head and less lip” – I am sure she gots those things covered

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