Here’s The Problem: Everyone knows that Glenn Close is the poor man’s Meryl Streep. She can never catch a break (let alone a minute of camera time) if she and Meryl are in the same room. So, imagine her utter delight when Meryl came down with the flu the night of the Globes! Not only was Glenn nominated for something – she got to be part of the in-crowd and play along when Tina Fey called her out for being drunk! Good for you, Glenn! I hope you enjoyed your day in the sun.
Actual Problem: Meryl’s WORST day is still better than Glenn’s best.