Here’s The Problem: It’s come to our attention that Steve Martin, has recently fathered his first child. He is 67 years old. 67. Years. Of age. If he lives to 70, his child will only be 3. If he lives to 80, his child will be 13. If he lives to 90….I mean come ON.
Actual Problem: We’re calling total Bull Shit on this Geriatric Parenting swing. Sure, it’s easy to sign up for a kid when you know you’ll only have to deal with it for five years!
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