Here’s the Problem: Yeah, I know, we haven’t been around much. We’ve been shitty content providers to the 3 of you who still read. Here’s the thing, though, we’ve been waiting for some special breaking news in order to make our triumphant come back. Ladies and gentleman (and mom), that piece of news has finally broke:
MAXWELL JOHNSON-SIMPSON TRIED CAKE FOR THE FIRST TIME
Says a witness who was at Maxwell’s first birthday party where the event took place,
“Maxi tried cake for the first time. She was taking the tiniest bites with her finger — like a little lady! She gingerly put her fingers in the cake and ate it.”
Actual Problem: Well, you heard it hear first! … unless you read it somewhere else beforehand. We’re back boy and girls! And better than ever!