Here’s the Problem: OJ Simpson is Totes Guilty… OF GETTING FAT

Here’s the Problem:  OJ took the stand today begging the judge to give him a second trial that could acquit him of the 2007 armed robbery case that has left him with a 33-year prison sentence.

Actual Problem:  Isn’t there like, a gym in jail?  Wasn’t he like, a professional athlete?  HTP hereby convicts OJ Simpson GUILTY of letting himself go.

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One response to “Here’s the Problem: OJ Simpson is Totes Guilty… OF GETTING FAT

  1. Man. By Prison Mike (“The Office”) logic, he must have eaten a LOT of gruel and a LOT of his own hair.

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