Here’s The Problem: The “THE” problem. Have you all noticed this happening – or maybe, God forbid, you are PART of the problem – an offender, if you will. I will illustrate the “THE” problem here with a few, fake, FB status updates:
Marcy Marcelton: The boyfriend is taking me on a fancy date to Medieval Times.
Fritzy Fritzsimmons: The hubby just bought me my favorite toilet paper! Charmin’ me with Charmin!
Debby Donboner: The sister and the mother are in town!!! Pedicure time!!
You get it, right? It’s addressing people in your life as if you are the ONLY person on earth who has these relationships. It’s odd. And self indulgent. And ODD. Right, this is odd?? Or maybe it’s just the way we all are now in this Facebook generation…….everyone is very important I guess. So important that they think THEIR loved ones are THE loved ones.
Actual Problem: We’re THE worst.
***Please advise, if you find yourself to be a part of the “THE” crowd, we still like you – we just cant respect you.