Here’s The Problem: I woke up to a flurry – I mean a FLURRY – of Miley/VMA related news. Now, since I’m one hundred (30) years old now, I didn’t watch the VMA’s. Couldn’t. That shit is for the Kids. But I had to see what all the fuss was about.
Oh. My. MILEY.
Actual Problem: Amanda Bynes does this same shit all day, everyday and she’s on lock down……just saying.
Here’s The Problem: A new product is out. Shittens. They are mittens designed to keep your hands protected from shit. I guess some people are really unloading heaps and heaps of crap with reckless abandon and therefor can’t control their own hand when wiping.
Actual Problem: These new shit mittens cannot be flushed. Now what? NOW WHAT? A special trash can just for the shit mittens? The shit can? OH WAIT….that exists already – it’s called a TOILET!