Here’s The Problem: Shittens


Here’s The Problem: A new product is out. Shittens. They are mittens designed to keep your hands protected from shit. I guess some people are really unloading heaps and heaps of crap with reckless abandon and therefor can’t control their own hand when wiping.

Actual Problem: These new shit mittens cannot be flushed. Now what? NOW WHAT? A special trash can just for the shit mittens? The shit can? OH WAIT….that exists already – it’s called a TOILET!


One response to “Here’s The Problem: Shittens

  1. Are we sure this isn’t a product on “Arrested Development” or “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia”? Good gracious. Also, I hate the product name.

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