Here’s The Problem: A new product is out. Shittens. They are mittens designed to keep your hands protected from shit. I guess some people are really unloading heaps and heaps of crap with reckless abandon and therefor can’t control their own hand when wiping.
Actual Problem: These new shit mittens cannot be flushed. Now what? NOW WHAT? A special trash can just for the shit mittens? The shit can? OH WAIT….that exists already – it’s called a TOILET!