Here’s The Problem: The Jonas brothers decided to “break up” a few weeks ago. It was huge drama (or was it? I mean, we’re just addressing it now, so…). Joe, Nick and the other one who has that show on E!, were all like **’hey, we cant be a band. A band of brothers.’ People magazine even ran a story on this nonsensical announcement.
Actual Problem: I was not aware that it was 2008 and the Jonas Brothers still existed. Someone send me their most recent song…cause I’ll bet you it was a collaboration with Hannah Montana.
**not a real quote…duh