Here’s The Problem: A Unicorn

Here’s The Problem: Because I was basically suffering from narcolepsy over the weekend, I missed many things. The thing I regret missing the most is this idiotic display of…well…idiocy. Here comes Lady Gaga on a fake unicorn. A fucking, fake UNICORN. Like she’s in a parade at Medieval Times! And then Miley and her cat (i’m talking about a feline this time – not her vag). It seems like all these “artists” are just trying to out weird each other. Congrats! It’s working – you’re all weirdos! Who will be the Weirdo Queen??? I just cant wait to see.

Actual Problem: I miss Adele. Black outfit. Chair. Stage. Sing. THE END.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s