Here’s the Problem: The latestcraze in dogs these days is the Cava-poo-chon, a spaniel/poodle mix whose selling point is that it will never lose its puppy face – even when it’s too old to control its bladder. Oh good. Now we we can stop spending so much money on doggy facelifts.
Actual Problem: My mother always said if I want to look young and pretty forever to surround myself with old ugly friends. That’s why I’m staying far away from the Cava-poo-chon and buying a Chinese Crested instead.