Monthly Archives: February 2014

Here’s the Problem: Katy Perry and John Mayer Call It Quits (for now? again? how do you want to end this?)

Here’s the Problem:  Not since Danny Devito and Rhea Perlman have we been so shocked to hear about a break up.  Devastating.  Absolutely devastating.

JK y’all!  This story is about as newsworthy as all the reports about it being really cold this winter.  Bundle up fools, the world is ending.

Actual Problem: We all saw it coming, but I thought maybe these lovebirds had a shot after I saw the release of the couple’s duet love song video:

I mean, what couple can shoot a video like that and not stay together? 

Oh, right: