WATCH VIDEO HERE (Thanks DailyMail for having the only video still standing. WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO HIDE, OPRAH???)
Lisa: Kar – Have you seen the preview for the Lindsay show on OWN?
Kara: I have
Lisa: a. it looks amazing
b. we should write a problem?
Kara: a. agreed
Lisa: So, here’s what my problem is – watching it made me want to be Lindsay Lohan in a way I haven’t felt since the Parent Trap
Kara: LOL. You realize what the actual problem with that is, right? You want to be a bloated drug addict…..
You really want Oprah to mentor you
Lisa: Oof. Neither. I want to mentor OPRAH
Oprah – You are too old for all that eye make up!
This is your life!
I want you to win!!
Don’t you want that for yourself????
I will tell all these hair and make up people to go home right now, Oprah
But you have to want to want it.
Kara: Why does Oprah even bother will all this shit? She is SO rich. If I had Oprah money I would just sit around
If I had ANY money, I would sit.
I wouldn’t be chasing around LiLo
Lisa: Well then we’ve finally figured out the difference between you and Oprah.
That and she lets her hair go natural more often than you do.
Kara: I just choked on my Wheat Thin
Lisa: Ah right, and Oprah doesn’t eat Wheat Thins