Here’s the Problem: Kim & Kanye’s Vogue Cover

Here’s the Problem:  Alright.  You asked for it (Christine).  The problem with Kimye’s vogue cover.  I’ll be honest, I wasn’t sure what was wrong with it (unless you’re a racist who thinks we shouldn’t be faulting interracial marriages…  in that case YOU’RE the problem).   Is that the dress does nothing for Kim’s boobs?  Is it that Emily Blunt is included in the “Shape Issue” (is annoying a shape?)?  I think the issue is that Madame Anna Wintour originally said she’d NEVER put a Kardashian on the cover of Vogue.  Well…

Actual Problem:  Just like myself and everyone else we’ve met on social media (which is everyone, right?) even the Nuclear Wintour has no choice but to Keep Up.   Get cozy, Anna.  I hear there’s a 3 hour E! Kardashian divorce special in the works that you will not want to miss.

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