Here’s the Problem: Have y’all seen recent photos of Adam Levine and Tom Brady? Two of the more attractive men of their generation (despite them painfully knowing and abusing it) have taken their looks back to the 90s. Bleaching their hair and looking like fools.
Actual Problem: There’s a reason that Slim Shady and Spike from Buffy the Vampire Slayer didn’t survive the advent of Youtube and Twitter. #the90sareover #midlifecrisesarebetterrtealizedwithsportscars #Doesn’tyourwifedoPantenecommercialsTom? #Notallattentionisgoodattention