Lisa: Hey Bun!
Lisa: Have you seen this Solange Jay-Z elevator fight?
Kara: I have. She’s soooo crazy and Beyonce just stands there.
Lisa: Because she’s a robot?
Kara: Ummm… more like because she’s seen it all before.
Lisa: Ooooooh! I hadn’t thought of that. You think this is a common thing?
Kara: I do! Otherwise Bey woulda like, waved her arms or something. She literally just stands there. You can almost hear her yawn.
Lisa: Maybe this is what Bey Bey, Diddy and Kimmy K do for entertainment – Put Hova and Solange in a cage and let them go at it.
Kara: I think Solange would lose. She is not very big.
Lisa: No. And HOV has some HEFT. But don’t underestimate a crazy chick with wild eyes.
Kara: Tell me about it.