Here’s The Problem: Golden Food

how come???

Here’s The Problem: In Germany, some genius has come up with a product that turns your food silver or gold. It’s called Esslack (which makes me think of Ex Lax…so, ew). This magical product takes a regular piece of toast and makes it a golden piece of toast.

Actual Problem: If you are so damn pretentious that you need to eat golden food then the real problem here is you, King Midas.

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