Here’s The Problem: It seems that I am the recipient of a FREE subscription to……ESSENCE Magazine. Not sure how this happened…or why….but I have found it in my mailbox week after week and have decided to open it and read it.
Actual Problem: I want to start using information that I have found in the pages of ESSENCE but am afraid that if I step out in ETHNIC CHIC STREET WEAR I might get made fun of…..
Here's The Problem 
Better than Ebony?
^That.
Much better than Ebony.
Also, if it’s any consolation, I am ethnic, and I’m scared I’d be made fun of if I wore any of that shit, too.